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A long time ago, there was a beautiful maiden. She was young and smart and full of wealth (well, not really the wealth part, or the smartz...)and independence. But, she was lonely.

And one day, she met a prince (or a Jedi Knight)and they fell in love and got married.

He took her from her palace (just a really cool trailer IN TOWN) to his kingdom in a place far, far, FAR away (also known as Franklin Township).

And in this kingdom, the fair maiden met four dwarfs, each with its own strange and wonderful powers.

There was TALKY, the boy who would chitter-chat all day long. He held magical powers of "The Force" where he could open automatic doors at the grocery store.

Then there was FRUITY, the girl with the ability to blend into her surroundings. Her magical power was to cause "Frustration". "Does Rachel have a brain? Don't take her brain out. Is Jesus in her brain? Why does the doctor want her brain? I will lick her head and cool her brain. Is her brain hot or cold? Is her brain in her tummy? Is Rachel going ot the baby school? Tell Rachel that she can go to the baby school. What is Rachel afraid of?" Oh, the power that little girl possessed.

Another wonderful creature was MESSY. He had the ability to cause a giant mess wherever he went.

And finally, there was CUDDLES. She held the most power of them all; what seemed like a simple little smile could melt your heart. And don't even get me started on the power of her giggles...

So, the fair maiden left her fairy-tale-life and went to live in this strange and wonderful new world where she learned that it's not beauty or wealth or youth that bring happiness and contentment, but LOVE. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END.