Thursday, September 24, 2009

Mom-fessions

1. I did hear my daughter calling me, and I hid...in a closet. (Don't worry, she wasn't hurt or in trouble and John was downstairs!)

2. There was no clean underwear for the little boy, so I put the older boy's underwear on him. It was pretty big in the butt, but hey, whatever doesn't ride up your crack makes you stronger!

3. I served a gourmet meal to my kids tonight of frozen mini bagel-pizzas, mini corndogs, and chocolate ice cream. So much for the "healthy, no-artificials eating".

4. I let my kids (and am currently watching them) jump on the trampoline in their underwear. The boys also like to "mark their territory" outside here too.

(I will add to these as I think of them.)
You know this is all in fun, right? ;)

1 comment:

Jodi said...

The first time Levi peed outside, he came running inside the house and announced, "Mommy, I just peed like a DOG!"